Hand made to order with high quality stretch vinyl on pre-shrunk, lightweight, soft 4.0oz cotton shirts. Items arrive within 3-4 weeks of purchase inside continental U.S.
Available in three colors:
White vinyl/White
Royal Blue Vinyl/Navy
Red Vinyl/Maroon
***Do not use bleach, or fabric softener. Do not iron. Wash/dry inside out on low temps.***
Full text reads:
This morning I took one step out of my apartment building and was immediately mowed down by an 18 wheeler, I flew into 4 lanes of oncoming traffic and ricocheted from car to car like a ping pong ball and that lasted for 6 hours, back and forth and back and forth. No one helped in fact, many of the onlookers cheered and clapped. I broke single one of my bones. How are you?
Measurements:
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | |||
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | |||
| Sleeve Length | 15 ¾ | 17 | 18 ¼ | 19 ½ | 20 ¾ |